Wednesday, February 27, 2008
random reports
paganini is overkill.
nod nod nod.
marsvenusmercuryjupitersaturnuranusneptune.
is bliss.
work comes like diarrhoea.
night and sleep lose meaning.
siendouhai or fandoulan?
bothla, diu.
u have specs fetish ar??
i have big ass fetish.
the world goes round.
faster than it should.
nod nod nod.
marsvenusmercuryjupitersaturnuranusneptune.
is bliss.
work comes like diarrhoea.
night and sleep lose meaning.
siendouhai or fandoulan?
bothla, diu.
u have specs fetish ar??
i have big ass fetish.
the world goes round.
faster than it should.
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
no money no dragon
so earlier this evening, fine yesterday evening, my sense of time is pretty damn warped now. yesterday evening, after my lunch, yes my lunch, i had a nice big cuppa tea. it was too hot, so i left it in the kitchen to cool for a bit, while i fooled around with the piano a bit, then i came back to take it to my room. halfway through the cuppa i noticed... a winged ant. swimming in my tea.
was my room too dark, too ghetto, to see the ant? pretty sure there're no ants in my room, let alone their bigger brethren with wings. so most probably it had been ferried upstairs from the kitchen. in which case i must've been pretty blind. no matter. bugs in my drink, it's happened before. this i can swallow, no, i mean figuratively. no matter.
but just just just now, i was having my midnight snack. with a cuppa milo. again too hot, so i left it in the kitchen to cool while i killed some time with the tv. came back. and i saw. now this, i cannot stomach. i saw. brown leather. on white china. perched on the elegant porcelain ear, torso dipped into the well of the cup. a lizard.
SIPPING.
MY.
MILO.
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatdamuthaffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFuck!
it's a ridiculous scene straight out of a cartoon! but i'm not fuckin kidding! good thing the bitch didn't fuckin drown in it, hah?! and i end up pouring warm corpse and cold milo together into my mouth?! whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatdamuthafuck.
but happy cny, anyways.
suddenly strikes me that in teochew, the lizard is a "money dragon". is this supposed to be an auspicious sign?
twice i've gambled this season, and it's been a straight downhill streak. my very first round of gin this year, i get the Commandments. never made up for it. then came the tuition fees to meng when he taught us mahjongg gin. it's interesting, different-interesting. i mean, essentially it's still about losing your points fast, but it's also a bloody drag race. as in the opposite sense, to see who can drag it out the longest.
so both sessions cost about the same, except with mahjongg gin it was over a longer timeframe. less chi kek, more slow entertainment. damn i'm a bad gambler. and that shit about the conflict with duke jupiter? it's hard to Not believe, innit. moneydragons can be damned anyway.
was my room too dark, too ghetto, to see the ant? pretty sure there're no ants in my room, let alone their bigger brethren with wings. so most probably it had been ferried upstairs from the kitchen. in which case i must've been pretty blind. no matter. bugs in my drink, it's happened before. this i can swallow, no, i mean figuratively. no matter.
but just just just now, i was having my midnight snack. with a cuppa milo. again too hot, so i left it in the kitchen to cool while i killed some time with the tv. came back. and i saw. now this, i cannot stomach. i saw. brown leather. on white china. perched on the elegant porcelain ear, torso dipped into the well of the cup. a lizard.
SIPPING.
MY.
MILO.
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatdamuthaffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFuck!
it's a ridiculous scene straight out of a cartoon! but i'm not fuckin kidding! good thing the bitch didn't fuckin drown in it, hah?! and i end up pouring warm corpse and cold milo together into my mouth?! whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatdamuthafuck.
but happy cny, anyways.
suddenly strikes me that in teochew, the lizard is a "money dragon". is this supposed to be an auspicious sign?
twice i've gambled this season, and it's been a straight downhill streak. my very first round of gin this year, i get the Commandments. never made up for it. then came the tuition fees to meng when he taught us mahjongg gin. it's interesting, different-interesting. i mean, essentially it's still about losing your points fast, but it's also a bloody drag race. as in the opposite sense, to see who can drag it out the longest.
so both sessions cost about the same, except with mahjongg gin it was over a longer timeframe. less chi kek, more slow entertainment. damn i'm a bad gambler. and that shit about the conflict with duke jupiter? it's hard to Not believe, innit. moneydragons can be damned anyway.
